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[laughitoff]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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[weiyingdown]

Wei Wuxian has Unblocked you!

Wei Wuxian has sent you an attachment! IMG_0957.jpg

[It's a picture of Lan Wangji the Younger with a leaf in his hair, sitting with his guqin in his lap and extending Chenqing out towards the picture-taker. he looks very silly. it's adorable.]

[laughitoff]

new phone, who is this

[weiyingdown]

if you DON'T want adorable pictures of Lan Zhan I can keep them all to myself

[laughitoff]

i see him every day why do i need your pictures

[laughitoff]

[before the snow starts up again, Wei Wuxian's lying in one of the new small boats that just appeared in the canal by the villas, stretched out on his stomach with his arms and chin propped on the side

it's floating, just, RIGHT in front of the one he's been stealthing in and out of ridiculously before today; that house looked totally unclaimed and unrepaired before, and it still does, but now the door is somewhat ajar.]

[strikingchords]

[...

at some point he becomes aware of someone sitting on the edge of the canal next to where the little boat is tied up

that person doesn't say anything or move, though.]

[laughitoff]

[cracks an eye open to look. lazily amused]

Are you following me, then?

[strikingchords]

[((right after this thread))

when he gets back to his place, Wei Wuxian finds a text on his phone: ☕️

(if he checks his package of food there's a tin of cocoa tucked into the bottom)]

[laughitoff]

Lan Zhan why are you like this!!!!!!!!!!

[strikingchords]

🌨

[night 82]

[laughitoff]

[they don't meet up that night, but they do both dream of the Xuanwu's cave: huge and dank, the smell of the beast's corpse and the pain of their injuries dream-distant, the chill driven back somewhat in the circle of light from their tiny fire. Wei Wuxian is leaning against Lan Wangji with his face buried in his shoulder instead of lying down in his lap. they both feel heavy; tired.]

[strikingchords]

[Lan Wangji is miraculously steady under Wei Wuxian's weight, despite his own injuries and weariness; he doesn't flinch away, as he might have at this period in life, and actually has a hand resting on Wei Wuxian's back to hold him in place instead.]

[laughitoff]

Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, I'm still cold...

[late night 92]

[strikingchords]

?

[laughitoff]

Lan Zhan?

[strikingchords]

Where?

[he himself is at their house at this point...]

[morning 100]

[weiyingdown]

[Wei Wuxian receives a text from BABY LAN WANGJI'S phone, a beautiful, extremely memorable photo of him with leopard ears. it's so cute. what the fuck.

the photo obviously could not have been taken by Lan Wangji himself, but there is no associated text with the photo]

[laughitoff]

magolor are you bullying lan zhan???

[weiyingdown]

i would never bully such a handsome man. and anyways he started it first!

[day 116]

[weiyingdown]

[just forwards him these photos on without comment]

[laughitoff]

WHAT

WHAT

HOW DID YOU DO THE SECOND

[weiyingdown]

it was ritsuka who did them, i don't know. i'm asking her!

[day 136]

[weiyingdown]

wei-shidi may i pretty please borrow your blood pool
i know it's bigger than mine

Re: [day 136]

[laughitoff]

what for

Re: [day 136]

[weiyingdown]

a completely safe experiment! I want to try removing some toxins. i don't know if it'll work. but my workshop tools are too small for this kind of work.