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Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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Comments

[laughitoff]

why?

[strikingchords]

I wish to know.

[laughitoff]

you're so weird. why do you need to? you'll sleep through it anyway

[strikingchords]

Why do you think?

[laughitoff]

you like doing nice things for people, obviously! it's very like you!

[strikingchords]

Zero points.

[laughitoff]

so you DON'T like doing nice things for people?

[strikingchords]

Not why I want to know.

[laughitoff]

because you finally want to be friends, after all these years!

[strikingchords]

[LONG PAUSE]

[laughitoff]

[that seems promising]

[laughitoff]

[after it stretches long enough]

ha! i'm right, you just don't want to give me ten points out loud

[strikingchords]

It is out of ten points?

[laughitoff]

yes! it would have been mean for me to give five out of a hundred, don't you think?

[strikingchords]

All right.

[laughitoff]

so i do get ten points!!! right?

[strikingchords]

You said we were not allies.

[laughitoff]

[oh

that's a great way to just end the conversation for the night]