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Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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[laughitoff]

...

[????????????

pokes him in the cheek?]

[strikingchords]

[NO RESPONSE]

[laughitoff]

Did...did you just go to sleep?

[gently shakes his shoulder]

[strikingchords]

[YEAH HE DID, BUDDY

WHAT OF IT

slumps very slightly but he's still upright :(]

[laughitoff]

[oh dear

bites his lip on a laugh and sits down next to him, keeping a bracing hand on his shoulder so he doesn't slump all the way into the canal]

Well, this is new...

[strikingchords]

[he won't!! he's doing a pretty good job of keeping correct Lan sitting posture even asleep

he's not immediately waking up, either :'(((]

[laughitoff]

[fishes for the jar with his other hand so he can pour a little more into his mouth]

Ah, if your whole sect reacts like this, I see why you have that rule, at least.

[strikingchords]

[yeah it does check out.

leans into Wei Wuxian's hand for support just slightly more, still very much unconscious.]

[laughitoff]

[lets Lan Wangji settle against his shoulder, more or less]

[strikingchords]

[the sun is still setting! this is a very pretty scene to watch with someone sleeping on your shoulder, in fact.]

[laughitoff]

[yeah sure. kicks his dangling legs against the canal bank and debates letting Lan Wangji gently slide into the water to wake him up, if he takes too long]

[strikingchords]

[THAT'S CERTAINLY AN OPTION AVAILABLE...]

[laughitoff]

[it'll be a while until Wei Wuxian resorts to that; he's all right hanging out]

[strikingchords]

[a model of caretaking instincts, Wei Wuxian

it takes a while but eventually Lan Wangji does stir again and open his eyes.]

[laughitoff]

[looks at his face again when he feels him stir]

Good evening!

[strikingchords]

[...blinks at him... he doesn't LOOK any different from normal.]

[laughitoff]

Did you get your beauty sleep, then? That's the first time I've ever seen someone pass out so fast!

[strikingchords]

[narrows his eyes at him]



No.

[laughitoff]

No what?

[strikingchords]

No.

[laughitoff]

Just no?

[strikingchords]

Mm.

[CLOSES HIS EYES AGAIN and then opens them, as if he's waiting for the scene ahead of them to make more sense when he's done it; does not seem quite sure what to do when it does not]

[laughitoff]

[waves his hand in front of his eyes]

Are you sure you're all right?

[strikingchords]

[OPENS HIS MOUTH LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO SAY "NO" AGAIN, pauses, and grabs his hand instead of answering the question]

[laughitoff]

[flinches, a little, but lets him]

Lan Zhan?