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Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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[strikingchords]

...

[looks at him. I just handed it to you.]

Yes.

[laughitoff]

Why?

[strikingchords]

...

[blandly]

You dislike handstands.

[laughitoff]

Will you drink with me, then?

[strikingchords]

[hhhhhhesitates; he doesn't want to...]

[laughitoff]

. . . you don’t have to.

[strikingchords]

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I will.

[laughitoff]

Really? Here? Now?

[strikingchords]

[:T :T :T :T :T :T]

Do what you like.

[laughitoff]

[meets his eyes with an oddly lighter expression, before he undoes the seal on the jar]

Mark your words.

[strikingchords]

[narrows his eyes at him - as if Lan Wangji ever did anything else, Wei Ying! and waits huffily for this to CONTINUE TO HAPPEN]

[laughitoff]

[takes a small sip to start, instead of a gulp, and makes a frankly obscene noise over it, letting it linger on his tongue before swallowing]

Ah; I never thought I'd taste this again!  Truly you've worked a miracle this day, Lan Zhan.  Come, partake!

[hands him the jar back by its strings, since they don't have cups]

[strikingchords]

[looks at it with alarming neutrality and reluctantly retrieves it, taking a swallow before he returns it]

[laughitoff]

[takes a deeper drink this time, but slow and lazy, savoring every drop instead of gulping it; one escapes and runs down his chin and then his throat anyway]

Ahh, there's truly nothing like a drink on the water, with company.

[strikingchords]

[his eyes do track that droplet... he feels a bit lightheaded.

oh god.]

[laughitoff]

Don't you think?

[he's watching Lan Wangji avidly, though in a way that suggests he's looking for agreement rather than expecting drunken nonsense]

[strikingchords]

[very carefully - he only had one swallow, maybe he can still do this]

Unique.

[laughitoff]

[smiles]

Isn't it wonderful?  Truly, you can't find anything to truly compare. I wonder if the brewer made it so good specifically to tempt the Lans against their rule of drinking? Like a test!

[strikingchords]

[FROWNS AT HIM and rubs his forehead a little bit.]

[laughitoff]

What do you think, Lan Zhan? Ah?

[strikingchords]

[IS WEI YING GOING TO MAKE HIM DRINK ANY MORE, he wonders hazily.]

Hm.

[laughitoff]

[laughs at him a little, an affectionate note in it]

Even drink won't loosen your tongue, mm?

[strikingchords]

[too out of it to hear the affectionate note! frowns beautifully at Wei Wuxian. he is kind of woozy.]

...

[laughitoff]

Is every rule-abiding bone in your body rebelling? Is that why you’re frowning at me so thunderously? You should have some more to calm down.

[strikingchords]

[stares at the proffered jar, then takes it with great resignation and takes another swallow

carefully lids it and puts it down next to himself again after, returning his hand to his forehead like he has a headache]