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Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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Comments

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Not too sweet or salty.

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watermelon rind?

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Inauspicious in winter.
Even stir-fried.

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aiyaaah, so serious. i'll see if i can't surprise you!

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All right.

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dinner's delicious

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Good.

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are you sleeping soon?

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[Lan Wangji is typing...]

A little longer.

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okay!!!

how’s your rabbit

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[Lan Wangji has sent you the attachment IMG_0233.PNG!

it's a screenshot of the digital bunny cleaning its face. it looks happy.]

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[he could PROBABLY use demonic cultivation to make Lan Wangji a 3D rabbit, he thinks. he'll poke at that idea more tomorrow.]

looks delicious

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Pathetic.

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you really should think of a new word to use soon

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What would you like me to call you?

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wei ying

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I learned those many years ago.

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oh, did you? i suppose i have to think about it more, then

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Do not bother. Wei Ying is Wei Ying.

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oh? so i've lost my chance to instruct you to look up an actual new word?

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I will ask you if I think of a new one.

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oh no

i'm honored

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Will you rest soon? You had a fever two days ago.

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i'm completely fine already, don't worry so much!

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Not an answer.