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[laughitoff]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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[laughitoff]

[takes a small sip to start, instead of a gulp, and makes a frankly obscene noise over it, letting it linger on his tongue before swallowing]

Ah; I never thought I'd taste this again!  Truly you've worked a miracle this day, Lan Zhan.  Come, partake!

[hands him the jar back by its strings, since they don't have cups]

[strikingchords]

[looks at it with alarming neutrality and reluctantly retrieves it, taking a swallow before he returns it]

[laughitoff]

[takes a deeper drink this time, but slow and lazy, savoring every drop instead of gulping it; one escapes and runs down his chin and then his throat anyway]

Ahh, there's truly nothing like a drink on the water, with company.

[strikingchords]

[his eyes do track that droplet... he feels a bit lightheaded.

oh god.]

[laughitoff]

Don't you think?

[he's watching Lan Wangji avidly, though in a way that suggests he's looking for agreement rather than expecting drunken nonsense]

[strikingchords]

[very carefully - he only had one swallow, maybe he can still do this]

Unique.

[laughitoff]

[smiles]

Isn't it wonderful?  Truly, you can't find anything to truly compare. I wonder if the brewer made it so good specifically to tempt the Lans against their rule of drinking? Like a test!

[strikingchords]

[FROWNS AT HIM and rubs his forehead a little bit.]

[laughitoff]

What do you think, Lan Zhan? Ah?

[strikingchords]

[IS WEI YING GOING TO MAKE HIM DRINK ANY MORE, he wonders hazily.]

Hm.

[laughitoff]

[laughs at him a little, an affectionate note in it]

Even drink won't loosen your tongue, mm?

[strikingchords]

[too out of it to hear the affectionate note! frowns beautifully at Wei Wuxian. he is kind of woozy.]

...

[laughitoff]

Is every rule-abiding bone in your body rebelling? Is that why you’re frowning at me so thunderously? You should have some more to calm down.

[strikingchords]

[stares at the proffered jar, then takes it with great resignation and takes another swallow

carefully lids it and puts it down next to himself again after, returning his hand to his forehead like he has a headache]

[laughitoff]

Give it baaaack— hey, are you all right?

[strikingchords]

[CLOSES HIS EYES]

[laughitoff]

Lan Zhan? Laaaaan Zhan?

[strikingchords]

[no response!!]

[laughitoff]

[hops up onto the bank of the canal, leaving the boat wobbling behind him, so he can peer at him]

[strikingchords]

[...he fell asleep...]

[laughitoff]

...

[????????????

pokes him in the cheek?]

[strikingchords]

[NO RESPONSE]

[laughitoff]

Did...did you just go to sleep?

[gently shakes his shoulder]

[strikingchords]

[YEAH HE DID, BUDDY

WHAT OF IT

slumps very slightly but he's still upright :(]

[laughitoff]

[oh dear

bites his lip on a laugh and sits down next to him, keeping a bracing hand on his shoulder so he doesn't slump all the way into the canal]

Well, this is new...