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[laughitoff]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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Comments

[laughitoff]

i didn't leave immediately!

if you can get your Lan Zhan to grow cat ears and a tail and yourself to grow wings i recommend it though

[weiyingdown]

i don't know if Lan Zhan would want to turn into a cat. i guess the ears would be easier to handle.

and the tail would be fun





didi how do i turn him into a beautiful cat man

[laughitoff]

well you can either dump flowers on him until it works the way you want or you can help me figure out a targeted animal parts curse faster???

[weiyingdown]

my intellectual curiosity demands that i help you! for reasons.

[Lan Wangji the younger is just stick with this conversation in his texts forever now]

[laughitoff]

take photos

[weiyingdown]

if i ever get my phone back from Lan Zhan i will

[laughitoff]

hahaha, he won't even trade it back for his own?

[weiyingdown]

i don't want to give him back his phone. i'm still looking at his pictures

[laughitoff]

i think possibly you are making your own problems here gege

[weiyingdown]

i would never cause problems for myself

[laughitoff]

im going to block you again

[weiyingdown]

this is Lan Zhan's phone, are you really going to block him??????? so cruel

[laughitoff]

i can unblock him later

[weiyingdown]

don't be mean to meeeee

i sent you a picture of his ears!!! i was being considerate and this is how you repay me?

[laughitoff]

... ... ...

[sends him a five-second video of Lan Wangji in an inner robe, mostly turned away, the leopard tail visible and swaying]

[weiyingdown]

[immediately forwards that to his own phone]

[laughitoff]

better?

[weiyingdown]

my thirst has been satiated and i appreciate you

[laughitoff]

if Wangji-xiong grows a bunny tail sometime you need to show me

[weiyingdown]

he already did, but I forgot to take a picture of it. I'll keep it in mind for next time!

[laughitoff]

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