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Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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[strikingchords]

[he's laid himself down very correctly on the floor next to the mattress for a nap '-'

he's still holding Wei Wuxian's hand tho.]

[laughitoff]

[what

oh my god

tries to put him on the bed]

[strikingchords]

[he can haul him up there, sure! Lan Wangji doesn't resist anything except letting go of his hand.]

[laughitoff]

[puts five sweaters on him and takes a phone pic to make himself feel better]

[strikingchords]

[HE HAS THIS PICTURE NOW! it's extremely dumb.

it is much warmer with two people on the bed.]

[laughitoff]

[sighs and flops on his back next to him]

This is not how I imagined drinking with anyone, you strange man.

[strikingchords]

[you directly caused this to happen!!1

Lan Wangji did bring the Emperor's Smile in with them carefully and put it next to the bed for him.]

[laughitoff]

[it's fine he leaves it where it is :( he might not be getting drunk tonight but he wants to save some

just puts his free arm behind his head and closes his eyes for a while]

[strikingchords]

[he does feel Lan Wangji stir beside him again, after a calm little while longer...]

[laughitoff]

[opens one eye, much as he did in the boat]

[strikingchords]

[he's waking up, brows slightly knitted together! Lan Wangji's sleeping profile is still very nice to look at.

opens his eyes and looks at the ceiling a moment later]

[laughitoff]

[he's still covered in sweaters

makes an amused noise about it]

[strikingchords]

[doesn't try to get them off, just blinks quietly and then turns his head to look at Wei Wuxian next to him o_o]

[laughitoff]

[he still has Wei Wuxian's hand]

How are you feeling?

[strikingchords]

[blinks



blinks again]

Wei Ying.

[laughitoff]

Hmmm?

[strikingchords]

[it's a good thing they're still closed off from each other pretty comprehensively because in a less naturally calm person this would be a p A N I C situation,

with a calm voice but some little difficulty:]





What happened?

[laughitoff]

You got drunk! It was very funny.

[strikingchords]

[TAKES... A DEEP BREATH...]

[laughitoff]

[pats]

There, there. I won't tease you too much. You really can't hold any liquor, can you? Shame.

[strikingchords]

[doggedly, not letting on the edge of desperation]

What did I do?

[laughitoff]

[brightly]

You grabbed me, broke into my house and dragged me to bed!

[strikingchords]

[mAKES A TINY STIFLED NOISE]

[laughitoff]

Ahahahahhahahahahaha!

[strikingchords]

[pauses; that's... that's the first time he's heard his own Wei Wuxian laugh like that since he died]