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[laughitoff]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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Comments

[weiyingdown]

but this time he has a LEAF in his hair!

do you really see him every day?

[laughitoff]

don't you??? it's not a big city

[weiyingdown]

I do, but I actually go looking for him!

[laughitoff]

well that's weird

does that mean he's following me

[weiyingdown]

I think it means it's a small city and he's very easy to spot

[laughitoff]

i just mean

you know what, never mind

[weiyingdown]

you can't spark my curiosity and then just leave it! tell me

[laughitoff]

[typing, typing, typing, typing]





does the older one still think you might die again in front of his eyes one day?

[weiyingdown]

[UHM??]

he hasn't said anything in those exact words.

[there's a longer pause before the next text, like he had to decide between leaving it at that or actually providing more detail]

I do know that he's worried. but we've been dealing with it, so I don't think he's as worried as little Lan Er-gege is.

[laughitoff]

that makes sense, i guess

[weiyingdown]

give it time?

not thirteen years worth of time

more like a few weeks

it was very, uh, recent for both of you, after all.

[laughitoff]

i know

[weiyingdown]

does it bother you that he's worried?

[laughitoff]

[phones are a blessing, sometimes, because only the distance they create allows Wei Wuxian to admit:]

finding out he just wanted me to heal in gusu was a shock.

[weiyingdown]

yeah.

[it was a shock for him too, even if the way he found out was different]

but when Lan Zhan SAYS "come back to gusu with me" it sounds like a threat!

[laughitoff]

he's bad at explaining.

i guess i knew that.

[weiyingdown]

there's knowing, and then there's REALLY KNOWING how badly we misunderstood one another.

[laughitoff]

"really knowing."

[weiyingdown]

really really knowing! don't assume you know as much as you think you know about Lan Zhan, Wei-shidi. he's like an onion.

[laughitoff]

what, he makes people cry?

[he's just being ornery now]

[weiyingdown]

he's white like an onion and has too many layers and tastes delicious

he does also make people cry doesn't he

[laughitoff]

that's the worst metaphor you've ever come up with and you should be ashamed

[weiyingdown]

it is not, it fits!

[laughitoff]

would you say he is also crunchy and adds a base of flavor to any dish

[weiyingdown]

not crunchy. flavor isn't the right word for it, but he does add a certain amount of intensity to every meal.