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Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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[laughitoff]

[after

a while?

Lan Wangji gets a text]

?

[strikingchords]

[the call button on his phone lights up green, the phone vibrating in his hand.]

[laughitoff]

[his voice is just barely steady when he picks up]

Lan Zhan?

[strikingchords]

Wei Ying.

[oh god, his voice still has that growl under the steadiness of it, it's exactly the same]

[laughitoff]

[cLAPS A HAND OVER HIS MOUTH SO HE DOESN'T MAKE A NOISE INTO THE PHONE]

[strikingchords]

[he can hear Lan Wangji take a deep breath.]

...

Come here.

[laughitoff]

[aaaaaa aaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aa aaaaaaaaaa aaaa aaa aa a aa a a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaa.

finally:]

Where?

[strikingchords]

[tense, that peremptory tone still in his voice]

By the courtyard.

[he means the condos, of course]

[laughitoff]

[Wei Wuxian hangs up

between the indecision and his shaking knees it takes him rather longer than one would expect to make it to Lan Wangji's door, but he gets there eventually]

[strikingchords]

[he doesn't need to.

there's a pale familiar figure standing under a lamppost in the courtyard waiting for him when he makes it past the path from Section 2, looking almost part of the spilling pool of light]

[laughitoff]

[FREEZES LIKE A RABBIT]

[strikingchords]

[looks at him like a man dying in the desert who has just seen an oasis for the first time

he's perfectly still.]

[laughitoff]

[



takes a couple of half-stumbling steps forward, reaching a hand out to him]

[strikingchords]

[reaches out his own hand and catches Wei Wuxian's, pulling him to himself; they're still of a height, absent reincarnation. Lan Wangji's gold eyes are so close, paler than ever in the light. he's looking at Wei Wuxian with that same grave, ravenous intensity.

whatever else he can see, it is probably plain that Wei Wuxian might not have it in him to stop whatever happens next]

[laughitoff]

[he flushes all over again, then lets himself collapse forward on Lan Wangji a bit, the hold he's got on him a good enough excuse in his muddled head]

[strikingchords]

[oh,,,





wraps his arms around him instead of whatever he was going to do... he's still so steady.]

Wei Ying.

[laughitoff]

[whines into his shoulder, horribly unsexy]

Are you actually a statue -- I know you're not, but really--

[strikingchords]

[tightens his arms, supporting Wei Wuxian's weight; his voice is lighter, somehow]

Not a statue.

[laughitoff]

How are you able to stand up.

[strikingchords]

I was waiting.

[he's-- happy again, distracted from his own tense need. oh no]

[laughitoff]

[beats a useless fist on his shoulder, uselessly]

Not faaaair...

[strikingchords]

Hm.

[scoops him off his feet entirely into a princess carry, kind of giddy]

[laughitoff]

[oh no

he ALSO makes the same startled aroused noises he was making in the dream in real life]

[strikingchords]

Shameless.

[SERENELY CARRIES HIM TOWARDS THE CONDOS]

[laughitoff]

You're shameless! You told me to go to you and then went out to catch me!

[he's still hiding his face in Lan Wangji's robes like it will help anything]