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Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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[((right after this thread))

when he gets back to his place, Wei Wuxian finds a text on his phone: ☕️

(if he checks his package of food there's a tin of cocoa tucked into the bottom)]

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Lan Zhan why are you like this!!!!!!!!!!

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🌨

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you’re much too considerate of this Wei Wuxian 😖

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It is fine.

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hmph

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[long pause]

What is "too nice?"

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huh?

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"Too considerate." "Too nice."
Consistent.

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well, you do like to go above and beyond!

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😑

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what does lan zhan like to eat?

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[...]

Not too sweet or salty.

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watermelon rind?

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Inauspicious in winter.
Even stir-fried.

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aiyaaah, so serious. i'll see if i can't surprise you!

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[...]

All right.

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[...]

dinner's delicious

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Good.

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are you sleeping soon?

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[Lan Wangji is typing...]

A little longer.

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okay!!!

how’s your rabbit

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[Lan Wangji has sent you the attachment IMG_0233.PNG!

it's a screenshot of the digital bunny cleaning its face. it looks happy.]

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[he could PROBABLY use demonic cultivation to make Lan Wangji a 3D rabbit, he thinks. he'll poke at that idea more tomorrow.]

looks delicious

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Pathetic.