[texting post]

[laughitoff]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
22 / M / Hell

THE FEARSOME YILING PATRIARCH! DRIVING EVIL FROM YOUR DOOR WITH A GREATER EVIL! LOVES MILD FOOD, CUTE PUPPIES, LONG WALKS IN THE BURIAL MOUNDS AND KILLING ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> got horribly cursed by Wei Wuxian!</span> CURSE

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> declared Wei Wuxian a heretic! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> DENOUNCE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> challenged Wei Wuxian to a duel!</span> FIGHT

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[strikingchords]

[doesn't try to get them off, just blinks quietly and then turns his head to look at Wei Wuxian next to him o_o]

[laughitoff]

[he still has Wei Wuxian's hand]

How are you feeling?

[strikingchords]

[blinks



blinks again]

Wei Ying.

[laughitoff]

Hmmm?

[strikingchords]

[it's a good thing they're still closed off from each other pretty comprehensively because in a less naturally calm person this would be a p A N I C situation,

with a calm voice but some little difficulty:]





What happened?

[laughitoff]

You got drunk! It was very funny.

[strikingchords]

[TAKES... A DEEP BREATH...]

[laughitoff]

[pats]

There, there. I won't tease you too much. You really can't hold any liquor, can you? Shame.

[strikingchords]

[doggedly, not letting on the edge of desperation]

What did I do?

[laughitoff]

[brightly]

You grabbed me, broke into my house and dragged me to bed!

[strikingchords]

[mAKES A TINY STIFLED NOISE]

[laughitoff]

Ahahahahhahahahahaha!

[strikingchords]

[pauses; that's... that's the first time he's heard his own Wei Wuxian laugh like that since he died]

[laughitoff]

[he's in tears a little after, he laughed so hard]

The look on your face--!

[strikingchords]

[pushed almost unconsciously past the arrested moment by the CONTINUED TEASING]

Ridiculous.

[laughitoff]

Such behavior and you're still calling me the ridiculous one? Your face must be thick as that wall of yours!

[strikingchords]

[makes an UNEXPECTEDLY CLEAR LITTLE HUFFY NOISE]

You aren't even drunk.

[laughitoff]

Ah, Lan Zhan, it takes a lot more than one jar to get me drunk. But tasting Emperor's Smile again is even better than that! I appreciate it.

[strikingchords]

Mm. You are ridiculous without reason.

[overcome with emotion, drops a sweater over Wei Wuxian's face instead of using a silencing spell]

[laughitoff]

[starts laughing again under it, oh NO]

[strikingchords]

[NO THIS IS TOO MUCH

HE'S DYING]

[laughitoff]

[eventually Wei Wuxian runs out of breath and stuffs the sweater under his head]

Ahh, this was much more fun than I expected to have this evening. You're really something, Lan Zhan, you know that?

[strikingchords]

[another huff, which he's slightly more successful in stifling than the last! he seems to have somewhat given up.

lets out a more resigned breath, finally]

...

Nonsense.

[there's less suppressed passion behind his level voice. he may have become reconciled to his fate.]

[laughitoff]

What's nonsense about it?

[strikingchords]

[with long-suffering impassivity:]

Your sense of humor is bad.

[he's still holding Wei Wuxian's hand,]